June132013

A quick lesson in not being a dick

faceb00k-0fficial:

cardiocutie:

stickinemwithpointyendsandlace:

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

  • Don’t blame men, blame misogynists
  • Don’t blame white people, blame racists
  • Don’t blame Muslims, blame terrorists
  • Don’t blame Christians, blame homophobes

In other words, don’t blame whole groups of people for the actions of a select few.

^^^^ yes.

literally one of my favorite posts on tumblr.

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12AM

ethicalbutchering:

but like why has no one made a tv show about a bored 1950s housewife who takes up murdering people as a hobby

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12AM

gumiappendsweet:

my favorite thing about european history is that henry viii started his own religion just so he could divorce his wife

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12AM
June122013

arealhorrorshowsinny:

Apparently because I’m supposed to have good taste in movies or something. I don’t necessarily believe that because I can find good in almost every movie I see, but yeah, here’s a masterpost of movies you should watch because they’re all pretty good, if not great.

Bold ones are highly recommended; bold and italics mean we might have a problem if you don’t watch this movie.

Horror:
Movies designed to frighten or disturb the viewer, with more gore than thrillers.

28 Days Later
The Cabin in the Woods
The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari
The Exorcist
Halloween (1978)
Nosferatu, eine Symphonie des Grauens
The Omen (1976)
Saw

Thriller/Psychological Horror:
Films that primarily use suspense, tension and excitement to elicit a reaction in the viewer. Often overlaps with horror, but with less gore.

A Clockwork Orange
Donnie Darko
Inception
Memento
The Prestige
Psycho
Red Dragon
Rosemary’s Baby
Shutter Island
The Silence of the Lambs
The Sixth Sense

Found Footage:
A very specific type of filmmaking, used most commonly in horror, in which the film is presented as if the events on tape “actually happened” and were discovered on tapes or in files left behind by missing or dead protagonists.

The Blair Witch Project
Cloverfield
Home Movie

Drama:
Films that focus mostly on in-depth character development as opposed to elaborate action sequences or shocking viewers. These films are often nominated for Academy Awards.

All the President’s Men
Casablanca
Citizen Kane
The Godfather
Taxi Driver

Action:
Movies that put the heroes in situations where they face incredible odds and must physically fight their way out. Lots of explosions. Lots.

The Boondock Saints
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Looper
Push
Star Trek (2009)
Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi

Comic Book Movies:
Movies based, however loosely, on characters originating in comic books and graphic novels.

The Avengers
Batman (1989)
Batman Begins
The Dark Knight
The Dark Knight Rises
Captain America: The First Avenger
Iron Man
Iron Man 2
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Thor
V for Vendetta
Watchmen
X-Men
X2
X-Men: The Last Stand
X-Men: First Class

Comedy:
Films designed to elicit laughter from the audience. The main emphasis is, obviously, on humor.

Back to the Future
The Breakfast Club
City Lights
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
Ghostbusters
Mean Girls
Men in Black
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Pitch Perfect
The Princess Bride
Shaun of the Dead

Animated Movies:
Exactly what it says on the tin.

Batman: Under the Red Hood
Chicken Run
Coraline
Corpse Bride
The Emperor’s New Groove
Finding Nemo
The Hunchback of Notre Dame
The Incredibles
Monsters, Inc.
ParaNorman
The Prince of Egypt
Rise of the Guardians
Tangled
Toy Story
Toy Story 2
Toy Story 3
Treasure Planet
Up

Musicals:
Movies marked by their usage of songs sung by the characters and woven into the narrative.

Across the Universe
Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog
Grease
Moulin Rouge!
The Producers (2005)
Repo! The Genetic Opera
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

The Filmography of Quentin Tarantino:
Tarantino films are a genre to themselves. They’re even better if you watch them in the order they came out. (I will go ahead and say that I haven’t seen either Kill Bill movie yet, but if they’re like his other movies, they are fantastic.) This list does not include Jackie Brown or Grindhouse, due to those not being solely Tarantino.

Reservoir Dogs
Pulp Fiction

Kill Bill: Volume 1
Kill Bill: Volume 2
Inglourious Basterds
Django Unchained

So Bad They’re Good:
Just trust me. I haven’t seen all of these, either, but my friends and family swear by them.

Birdemic: Shock and Terror
Chupacabra vs. the Alamo
Manos: The Hands of Fate
Plan 9 From Outer Space
The Room
Stonehenge Apocalypse

Other:
Movies I’ve missed in other categories.

Bicycle Thieves (Ladri di biciclette)
Edward Scissorhands
The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus
Labyrinth
Nowhere in Africa (Nirgwendo in Afrika)
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End

Let me know if a link is broken, and tell me what you think of the movies if you watch any of them!

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11PM
soaringrachel:

sea-change:

they also went to the louvre together to, like, check out the dicks on statues for comparison just to calm scott the fuck down.
(i can just picture them, scott being his usual neurotic self, and ernest just like, ‘give me strength. are you fucking kidding me? i nearly died in the war. i have a fucking medal of bravery. and we’re looking at cocks together. gatsby can only take you so far, my friend. you better write another goddamn masterpiece soon.’)


#the long version of this story is actually much better #because scott asks hemingway to have lunch with him and the first thing he says to hemingway when they’re there is ‘so you know how i’ve … #…never slept with anyone but zelda’#hemingway is like #…what #scott says so i was fighting with zelda the other day and she told me i wasn’t …adequate #hemingway is like … #…OH #he says: scott let’s go into the men’s bathroom #they go into the men’s bathroom #they come out of the men’s bathroom #hemingway says scott you are PERFECTLY FINE #scott is all B BUT WHY WOULD ZELDA SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAAAAAT #hemingway just. does not comment on zelda fitzgerald. #(that’s a fucking lie hemingway comments so hard on zelda fitzgerald) #scott says WELL I STILL FEEL BAD #hemingway says OKAY FRIEND HERE IS WHAT WE ARE GOING TO DO #WE ARE GOING TO GO TO THE LOUVRE #AND YOU CAN LOOK AT ALL THE COCKS YOU WANT #OKAY???? #scott is like …sniffle; okay #they go to the louvre #scott feels even worse #hemingway kind of sees his point #he says ‘look scott do you want me to just give you some fucking tips’ #scott is all …yes #hemingway gives him some tips #which according to his memoirs include ‘the trick with the pillow’ #and much much more #and well zelda and scott stayed married
 


I REALLY want to know what the trick with the pillow is.

soaringrachel:

sea-change:

they also went to the louvre together to, like, check out the dicks on statues for comparison just to calm scott the fuck down.

(i can just picture them, scott being his usual neurotic self, and ernest just like, ‘give me strength. are you fucking kidding me? i nearly died in the war. i have a fucking medal of bravery. and we’re looking at cocks together. gatsby can only take you so far, my friend. you better write another goddamn masterpiece soon.’)

I REALLY want to know what the trick with the pillow is.

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11PM

youngnoblewoman:

niknak79:

Deleted tourist from photos

I’ve got to try this! 

10PM
stewie-just-said-that:

geometricdeathtrap:

greenfeldspar:

asktrickstertrolls:

pugsies:

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD. Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!! If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is boiling hot as well. Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc. Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil. Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc. Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this.

Snopes confirms.

What, are these kids budding sociopaths or something?

I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one:
Do not touch it
Do not touch it
Do not let anyone else touch it
Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time.
Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water.
Do not try to detonate it. You’ll probably be disfigured.
I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car.

holy shit i thought this was a fucking condom and i almost just scrolled past it

stewie-just-said-that:

geometricdeathtrap:

greenfeldspar:

asktrickstertrolls:

pugsies:

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD.

Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles
and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on
driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the
rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!
If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in
about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with
enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is
boiling hot as well.


Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the
gutter, etc.

Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little
water. A small piece of foil.
Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!!

No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc.

Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed
of this.

Snopes confirms.

What, are these kids budding sociopaths or something?

I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one:

  • Do not touch it
  • Do not touch it
  • Do not let anyone else touch it
  • Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time.
  • Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water.
  • Do not try to detonate it. You’ll probably be disfigured.

I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car.

holy shit i thought this was a fucking condom and i almost just scrolled past it

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1PM

A List of “Men’s Rights” Issues That Feminism Is Already Working On

Feminists do not want you to lose custody of your children. The assumption that women are naturally better caregivers is part of patriarchy.

Feminists do not like commercials in which bumbling dads mess up the laundry and competent wives have to bustle in and fix it. The assumption that women are naturally better housekeepers is part of patriarchy.

Feminists do not want you to have to make alimony payments. Alimony is set up to combat the fact that women have been historically expected to prioritize domestic duties over professional goals, thus minimizing their earning potential if their “traditional” marriages end. The assumption that wives should make babies instead of money is part of patriarchy.

Feminists do not want anyone to get raped in prison. Permissiveness and jokes about prison rape are part of rape culture, which is part of patriarchy.

Feminists do not want anyone to be falsely accused of rape. False rape accusations discredit rape victims, which reinforces rape culture, which is part of patriarchy.

Feminists do not want you to be lonely and we do not hate “nice guys.” The idea that certain people are inherently more valuable than other people because of superficial physical attributes is part of patriarchy.

Feminists do not want you to have to pay for dinner. We want the opportunity to achieve financial success on par with men in any field we choose (and are qualified for), and the fact that we currently don’t is part of patriarchy. The idea that men should coddle and provide for women, and/or purchase their affections in romantic contexts, is condescending and damaging and part of patriarchy.

Feminists do not want you to be maimed or killed in industrial accidents, or toil in coal mines while we do cushy secretarial work and various yarn-themed activities. The fact that women have long been shut out of dangerous industrial jobs (by men, by the way) is part of patriarchy.

Feminists do not want you to commit suicide. Any pressures and expectations that lower the quality of life of either gender are part of patriarchy. The fact that depression is characterized as an effeminate weakness, making men less likely to seek treatment, is part of patriarchy.

Feminists do not want you to be viewed with suspicion when you take your child to the park (men frequently insist that this is a serious issue, so I will take them at their word). The assumption that men are insatiable sexual animals, combined with the idea that it’s unnatural for men to care for children, is part of patriarchy.

Feminists do not want you to be drafted and then die in a war while we stay home and iron stuff. The idea that women are too weak to fight or too delicate to function in a military setting is part of patriarchy.

Feminists do not want women to escape prosecution on legitimate domestic violence charges, nor do we want men to be ridiculed for being raped or abused. The idea that women are naturally gentle and compliant and that victimhood is inherently feminine is part of patriarchy.

Feminists hate patriarchy. We do not hate you.

If you really care about those issues as passionately as you say you do, you should be thanking feminists, because feminism is a social movement actively dedicated to dismantling every single one of them. The fact that you blame feminists—your allies—for problems against which they have been struggling for decades suggests that supporting men isn’t nearly as important to you as resenting women. We care about your problems a lot. Could you try caring about ours?

Autostraddle (via notaprincessdestinedtobeawitch)

Guys. You need to read this.

(via abaldwin360)

There are tons of problems with the many branches of feminism, but being against “men’s rights” is not one of them.  I always thought this was extremely obvious for anyone who can manage the smallest amount of critical thinking.  But after listening to the things my guy friends think about feminism and knowing that MRAs exist… I guess not?

(via hannahology)

This needs to go around again, particularly with the flood of hate and violence aimed at a woman for daring to speak up at an MRA meeting.

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1PM

sexistfacebookdudes:

40h4error:

yogurtpockets:

Oh, REALLY?

Screenshots directly from creepshots Twitter account, and then a post from their Tumblr account.

(Apologies to whoever’s photo I am reblogging in order to make this point…)


So, yeah, if you haven’t heard….

Creepshots is back. And they have migrated to Tumblr.

badass-bharat-deafmuslimpunkstar:

theroguefeminist:

fatfemmefatale:

peechington-marie:

lilacscreams:

themanwiththebluebox:

This needs to fucking stop.  This is an absolute invasion of women, this is disgusting, and this Tumblr needs to go away.

We need to report both the Twitter and the Tumblr.

Creepshots is a website for men to take “sexy” pictures of unsuspecting women, and from their ‘About Us’ section it states: “Creepshots are CANDID pictures.  If a person is posing or aware that a picture is being taken, then it is no longer a creepshot.”  

These men take pictures of women who are unaware and post them.

 And then under their rules for getting the pictures removed?  One of the two options is to “appreciate” the fact that some fucking gross man took a picture of you.

Signal boost.

I’ve sent a report to tumblr and you should too.

To report a blog to tumblr, you need to email the full URL and name of the blog to tumblr.

Let’s get it taken down!

PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST

WE NEED TO REPORT THEM HERE’S HOW

there’s two ways-it’s more effective if you do both:

1) Block them here and then report for harassment.

2) You can also email tumblr at abuse@tumblr.com and tell them to ban creepshots. Provide them with the url to the blog (creepshots.tumblr.com) and explain why they should be banned. If you’re too lazy to write out an email, you can use mine:

Hello tumblr staff,

Please remove/ban the blog creepshots.tumblr.com. They post demeaning, humiliating and objectifying pictures of women (typically their asses and breasts and even under their skirts) that they take without their permission on the street and in public. These guys were banned and deleted from reddit. Can you really say that tumblr is less of a safe respectable place than reddit?

What they are doing is wrong. Many, many users on tumblr feel violated and unsafe by this blog’s presence in the tumblr community. These men are violating the privacy of women everywhere. They specifically state in their about me: “Creepshots are CANDID pictures. If a person is posing or aware that a picture is being taken, then it is no longer a creepshot. A true creepshot captures the natural sexy, embarrassing or funny aspect of the subject mater/person without their knowledge.” They specifically state that only accept pictures of people whose privacy has been violated (source: http://creepshots.tumblr.com/AboutUs).

Please do something to show that you care about the safety and dignity of women, particularly the women in the tumblr community. If you don’t care about that, can you at least ban/delete them in the name of protecting yourself from legal liability? because there’s a strong likelihood that some of those pictures are of underaged girls. Given that these men are taking pics of young women they don’t know, how can they know their ages for certain? All it takes is one concerned parent or adolescent seeing their picture on that site, and if you don’t take it down, legal action could be taken against you.

So please, in the name of what is ethical and right and even legally responsible and smart, delete creepshots. Thank you.

Sincerely,

________ (tumblr username/name)

If we use both methods, we’ll be more successful. LET’S FLOOD THE TUMBLR EMAIL WITH DEMANDS THESE FUCKERS GET TAKEN DOWN. WE CAN DO THIS.

Please report these disgusting piece of shit creepy assholes and get them BANNED from the net forever.

To send multiple emails to abuse@tumblr.com, simply hit the “email post” button. Wait a few seconds. Rinse and repeat. There is a space for the body if an email.

You can also sign the petition here: http://www.change.org/petitions/twitter-facebook-and-tumblr-stop-creepshots

I reported the pages to tumblr and Facebook last week - no reply.

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