God damn it Misha
God damn it Misha
the female body is hardcore as fuck.
Yes it is.
so is the male body
it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website
OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.
*~*~follow for more fragile male ego~*~*
The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer.
The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.
I shouldn’t be laughing but
I am strong man but so easy to topple, what I do but go on internet where no one can topple me because of my overgrown shoulder flesh.
Cooking always makes me feel better
So, I was really down earlier today, and cried for the first time in a while. So here is what I did to change it:
Took my antidepressant on time
Talked to my mom on the phone
Ate half a delicious avocado
Looked at some blogs that make me laugh
Watched Gilmore Girls
Washed, dried, folded and hung laundry
Planned my NaNoWriMo novel
Made a list (I like lists - they make me feel productive)
Now I’m making mac and cheese from scratch and singing with some Motown and Sinatra
I just need to keep reminding myself when I’m down that I control my feelings, both sad and happy
A 12-year-old schoolgirl has been accepted into Mensa after discovering she is brainier than both Albert Einstein and Stephen Hawking.
Olivia Manning, from Liverpool, managed to get a whopping score in an IQ test of 162 - well above the 100 average.
Her score is not only two points better than genius German physicist Einstein and Professor Stephen Hawking, but puts her in the top one per cent of intelligent people in the world.
(and of course the mainstream media won’t even acknowledge this because women doing smart things in math or science? GEDOUTTATOWN.)
This is so awesome!
SIGNAL BOOST! This is AMAZING!
Please tell me I’m not the only one seriously irked by this wording.
She’s a kid who got higher on Mensa than two adults revered by the scientific and intellectual community world wide. SHe should be their god. Her brain’s not even done cooking yet; when she’s finished, she might be 180. 230!
You go, Olivia. Go where you want and do what you want. Just listen to yourself. And I have a couple of friends in England who can keep up with you if you need people who understand.
My cousin got a score of 167 when she was a similar age.
Plus, she looks like Hermione.
Fall and winter are really bad seasons for me. As a child, 90% of the traumatic things that happened to me happened during those months. The last few years, it hasn’t hit me as hard.
I was using drugs. It was easier than feeling.
I got clean in August. I can feel the anxiety and anger coming on like they always do. I feel like I’m going to go to a dark place this year, and I’m scared. I’m scared. I’m anxious. I’m angry. But I’m hopeful. I know I can make it through, but I would appreciate your help.
The link leads to my askbox. I turned on anon for this, even though I really didn’t want to. All I’m asking for is this: if you see this, leave me a message. Something positive. If you had a good day, tell me about it. If you heard about something cute, let me know. If you have a message of hope, an inspirational song, or experience with any kind of struggles, share it with me. Please. And reblog this. Because I’m going to need a lot of help to make it through this year. I really don’t want to get a Clean for Eternity coin before I get a one year key tag. I really don’t want to end up horribly depressed and suicidal.
This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.
This image is one of the most powerful pro-choice images I’ve ever seen. When I saw it in the newspaper I immediately cut it out and hung it on my wall.
This is not my image. I’m using it with permission from Arthur Newspaper.
why is Ursula shunned from King Triton’s society? does it have something to do with being more powerful than him? why does King Triton have a magical trident, being otherwise a pretty regular merman? Ursula is a witch, if anyone should have a magical artifact it should be her, did King Triton steal it?
and finally, Ursula didn’t do Ariel much wrong
Ariel wanted some legs (and a vagina) and Ursula told her flat out that in the surface world you can have a vagina or a voice, not both
i’d watch the hell out of a movie about Ursula
“Ursula told her flat out that in the surface world you can have a vagina or a voice, not both”
ohhhh shit though, ursula was being too real about the world
although perhaps a bit too literal
Okay, these were all excellent points and I’ll never see The Little Mermaid the same way again.
I betcha if they did make a film version about Ursula’s backstory a-la Maleficent they’d make her skinny.
But given how awful Maleficent was, I don’t think we really want an Ursula movie anyway.
:X I liked Maleficent for what it was. Was it great cinema? Nah. Parts of it were a bit silly, but if it starts a trend with meaningful, pro-woman fairy tales for adults then I am so on board with that. And Angelina Jolie in red lipstick is kind of my religion anyway so…
if anyone puts that goddamn meme on this post i’m reporting them. you know the one.
feeling sad? please watch this kitten being brushed
when I watched this I was litterally like “NO. NOOOOO. OH MY GOD”
oh my god.
I love the music
*vintage cruelty free boots*